Thursday, March 29, 2012

The Decepticomics NYC Comedy Show

“The most wickedly Hilarious crowd-pleasing comedy show since Martin and Lewis!” - AARP Magazine*

“The Beatles of Comedy! I mean there are more than four of them, and one's a woman. We just like to say that everything is the Beatles of something. ” - Rolling Stone*

"A fast, furious, and ferociously funny farce of a show in the conventional culture of The Comedians of Comedy.” - Alliteration Magazine*

“Unholy. Blasphemous.” - Christian Science Monitor*


DeceptiComics Comedy Show returns to New York City, NY on Thursday April 26th at the Parkside Lounge located at 317 East Houston Street, New York, NY 10002. Show starts at 7:30pm sharp and admission is $15 at the door, $10 in advance at http://decepticomics-nyc.eventbrite.com


The Decepticomics DMV Comedy Show

“The most wickedly Hilarious crowd-pleasing comedy show since Martin and Lewis!” - AARP Magazine*

"A fast, furious, and ferociously funny farce of a show in the conventional culture of The Comedians of Comedy.” - Alliteration Magazine*

“Unholy. Blasphemous.” - Christian Science Monitor*

DeceptiComics Comedy Show invades the DC are on Saturday, June 9th at the Varsity Lounge, 8601 Baltimore Ave, College Park MD. Show starts at 8:30pm sharp and admission is $15 at the door, $10 in advance. Click below for more details.

The DeceptiComics are five malevolent comedians, brutal, merciless, and hilarious. Their purpose, to conquer and destroy audiences with brutal wit and deadly punchlines. They are driven by a single undeviating goal: total domination of the entertainment universe. In the war that rages between staid, boring comedians of the past, and the newer, sleeker, more technologically advanced DeceptiComics the DC are will serve as the next battle ground.

*Magazine Quotes may not be accurate. Or factual. Or real.



Thursday, March 15, 2012

Goodnight Coon: a racist vignette for children

Listening to some Coon tune
There in the old projects
and some grimy-ass goons
and the chatter of...
Trannys in bathrooms putting on their costumes
And there were three dope boys makin all kinds of noise

And Basketball Wives living shame filled lives
And an African louse who beats up on his spouse

And some Henny and Juice and a bowl full of kush
And a ton of used condoms, hidden under a bush

Goodnight Coon Goodnight Coon
Goodnight useless baby-daddy who doesn't wake up til noon

Goodnight ho's you'll be pregnant soon
Goodnight dope boys, Goodnight Noise

Goodnight Jakes in the Taurus, Goodnight Pimp named Horace

Goodnight crackheads cookin rocks on a Spoon

Goodnight louse, goodnight battered spouse

Goodnight Tyler Perry, and goodnight kush

Goodnight used condoms, goodnight bush

And goodnight to Tyrese who can misspell the word “hush”

Goodnight candy-colored cars, goodnight White people they scare

Goodnight Coons everywhere