The Primordial Ooze of a Movement...

I have been thinking about this black sub-culture thing for a long time. I'm still trying to work the bugs out. The problem is that Black people are so fractured now, but there is definitely a need I think to form some sort of support group for the Black kids who grow up in the suburbs and aren't accepted by the mainstream society, Blacks or Whites. I grew up always feeling like an outsider, and I don't want anyone to have to go through that anymore, but I still see black kids who are, I see some of them on this site. So I don't know, I feel like maybe this is my thing in life, to try and make it easier for My people, not so much Blacks in general, but Blacks who never quite fit in anywhere else... it's all hypothetical now, but that's the gist...

Flip 'n Fold F'in Fantastic!

http://www.flipfold.com


If there is one thing you should know about me, is that I fuckin love my flip-fold table. It's the only reason I fold any of my clothes. I don't know how I lived without it. No longer are flip fold tables solely purveyed to large stores that sell clothes; now the regular man and woman can own one of these magical devices. I have owned one for quite a while now, and have been on their mailing list for just as long. They sometimes send me comforting emails to let me know what is going on with their magical company. I have just received a new one to let me know about other products available from this company that should be put at the forefront of American Technologies. "The Ultimate Folding Tool" offers much more than just the Flip Fold table. You must go to their website to see all of the other products these people, from the goodness and genius of their hearts and minds, provide to us. What they do, yes they do get paid for, but that is not why these people work for the Ultimate Folding Tool. No, they do their work out of love, and out of a sense of duty to Humanity. Visit that site and tell me that I am wrong. See if it is possible. And no, they do not pay me to say this; what I say here I also say out of love; love for my flip-fold table.

My Perfect Child...

He/She would be a perfect 1/4th combination of Jon Stewart, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, and Janeane Garofalo. Except, you know, Black. It's not a racial thing, I'm Black, it's a Genetic thing... by definition my child would have to be at least half-Black. There may be some danger to having a child who is snarkier than I, but the ever present battle of wits would keep me on my toes and keep my brain sharp, preventing me from ever going more senile than I already am. I think this is a good plan. Now all I have to do is find an incredibly sharp, witty, and devestatingly beautiful woman... Any suggestions?