My Perfect Child...

He/She would be a perfect 1/4th combination of Jon Stewart, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, and Janeane Garofalo. Except, you know, Black. It's not a racial thing, I'm Black, it's a Genetic thing... by definition my child would have to be at least half-Black. There may be some danger to having a child who is snarkier than I, but the ever present battle of wits would keep me on my toes and keep my brain sharp, preventing me from ever going more senile than I already am. I think this is a good plan. Now all I have to do is find an incredibly sharp, witty, and devestatingly beautiful woman... Any suggestions?